February 11, 2009

to lasik or not to lasik? not to lasik, apparently

as everyone on twitter already knows, the lasik consult yesterday was pretty much anticlimactic. i went through about 30 minutes of various tests and scans and picture-takings of my eyeballs, including having them numbed so they could shoot some sort of shockwave through them (?) and having them probed by hand to test the surface cells, or something (??). then the very nice, very sweet doctor came in, shook my hand and introduced herself, and said "ok, let's take a look at your scans!"

then she made the kind of noise you make when you open up leftovers and find 2" of mold growing on them. you know, that sort of inhale-through-your-teeth noise? it's not a very optimistic noise.

"oh, wow. hmm. those aren't very thick corneas, are they."

then she perked back up and grabbed a calculator, and said she'd run some calculations to see if... maybe..? let's see... tap tap tap tap tap.... teeth inhale.

"eesh. um, yeah. ok, well, it doesn't look like there's any way this would work out. i'm really sorry."

so! struck from candidacy with 100% certainty in under 2 minutes. at least the decision is made for me, now, and i don't have to weigh the pros and cons of elective surgery blah blah blah.

oh, and it also means MY CONTACTS ARE BACK IN PRAISE THE LAWD JEEBUS. i wore sunglasses on my way to work this morning! and i can see everything, in every direction! it's GLOOOORIOUS!

a lot of people (including the doctor!) have offered me very sincere condolences that it won't work out, but really... i'm fine with it. i knew it was only a possibility for me, not a certainty, and i hadn't pinned my hopes on this in any way. i was going in for the consult and seeing it literally as that - learning IF this was a possibility, and if so, THEN i would start seriously thinking about whether i wanted it. so i'm not really sad, and i don't feel like something wonderful has been snatched away from me - it's more like i played the lottery and didn't win. it would have been seriously sweet if my number was called, but i wasn't EXPECTING to end up a millionaire after buying the ticket. and plus, even if you do win, then there are all sorts of complications with how to deal with the money and the taxes and relatives crawling out of the woodwork, and this analogy has probably gone as far as it needs to go now. the point is, people are feeling bad for me, and there's no reason to, because *i* don't feel bad for me. my contacts are lovely and work perfectly and cause me no eye issues and correct my vision 100%. and they are NOT MY GLASSES. :-)

the kite date guy and i are working on date #3 for tomorrow night. i find it so weird that it will be the first time he sees me without glasses. when i went to the ex's for the cookout on sunday, it was one of the only times he'd ever seen me WITH glasses, and we freaking dated. twice! i feel like i was wearing a disguise on these early dates, or something. this feels MUCH better.

24 comments:

  1. They manhandled your eyes? I'm out.

    The only nice thing about Lasik would to be able to see in the middle of the night. But being blurry-eyed and running into things works too - I GUESS. (I'm perfectly happy with my contacts.)

    Good luck on date #3!

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  2. You have think corneas? What does that even mean? As you said though, no worries! All is well and you have your contacts back in. :)

    Yay for date numero 3! Can't wait to hear about it.

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  3. Urgh. That examination sounds hellish. I wonder what it MEANS to have thin corneas. Huh.

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  4. I'm glad you're not uber disappointed for not qualifying to pay a gazillion dollars to have lasers shot in your eyes. :)

    I can't even get my own fingers in my eyes to wear contacts. So I'm a glasses girl for life. It's not for everybody but it's not the worst thing ever.

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  5. I am sorry you didn't get to choose for yourself, but I was weirdly relieved, because I am so so so scared of Lasik.

    Have a fun date!!

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  6. I don't wear glasses (yes, rubbing it in), so I haven't had to contemplate the surgery. But, I'm glad you are happy again ... and can see!

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  7. Well, I'm glad you're taking it so well. I think I would be more disappointed. But then, I have no idea if I'm a candidate or not. And I have no real heartburn with my contacts, either. So maybe I would feel the same way about it. And good luck on date #3! That's awesome that you've found someone you even want to go on three dates with!

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  8. Tough break on the corneas.

    I DID hear the other day they are coming out with a kind of...EYEBALL BRACES deal that fixes your vision with a special contact? I know, SOUNDS MADE UP. But, there could be hope. Is all I'm sayin.

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  9. yay for being able to see in all directions!! i loved your glasses, but i can see how you are so happy in your contacts :)
    date #3??!! oh my!

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  10. Tess - she did tell me about some crazy-ass IMPLANTABLE CONTACT idea (which honestly isn't any more crazy-ass than lasik, but i hadn't heard of it before) but she didn't know if i'd be any more of a candidate for that. apparently it's the same deal that glaucoma patients get, where they replace the crappy glaucoma-y cornea with a plastic on that's basically just like a contact. so on people like me, they'd just stick the contact behind the cornea, instead of replacing it. and i'd have my contacts on permanently, basically, just on the inside of my eye instead of on the outside of it. i think i'm fine with the regular contacts, though :-P

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  11. You so deserve a "I can't have Lasik present."

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  12. I'm sorry you have thin corneas. When I went for my consult, they told me I have very thick corneas. I was so chuffed with myself, even though I had nothing to do with it. Oh look at me and my ability to grow freakishly thick corneas!

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  13. Oh cripes! I never even considered that I couldn't get it once my eyes stopped changing. All this time I've just been holding out for that to happen and now this?

    Thanks for the head's up!

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  14. Congrats on wearing your contacts again! woot!

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  15. If i could give you some of my cornea thickness, i would have.

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  16. i can't get lasik either : (

    but congrats on #3 date!

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  17. yay for contacts...i hate glasses. they make my nose itch.

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  18. My 13yo got glasses today, and he's all "I can SEE!!" and walking around with a big grin on his face. We had no idea he was that blind! I guess he had 20/80 in one eye and 20/200 in the other.
    Somehow that helps me to understand your experience, in a weird, convoluted way.

    Hope your date still likes you w/o glasses! ;)

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  19. Well, I was going to say that sucks and I'm sorry, but as you've already made peace with it, I'll just say yay for a third date! :-)

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  20. i totally understand your plight, being a former contact user, and back then? I RELISHED in using them - but these days? I just really like my glasses. My contacts did bad things to my eyes. :(

    sorry to hear about the lasik thing, though

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  21. v. creepy about what they did to your eyes. I'd be out on that part alone.

    I'm sorry it's not going to work out for you. But hooray that you get to wear your beloved contacts again!!

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  22. better that than some quack telling you, oh, yeah, I can do it and then screwing up your sight even more and with no chance to repair it.

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  24. NOT that you asked my thoughts on this subject, but from one Glasses Girl to Another, I do have a couple of thoughts on this subject. The docs have told me that I'm not only NOT a Lasik Possibility, but also I'm not a Contact-Wearing Possibility. So glasses it is! And I'm fine with it. Because I figure that there will ALWAYS be advances in this type of technology. So if you don't or can't get it done now, who knows what may happen that will make the tech more affordable, safer, and more, um, ADVANCED. Yes, so I don't have the vocab to say what I"m trying to say, but I'm sure you get the drift. Go, glasses, Go!

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