Benefit of changing my name: much harder to google me now

me:  check it out: i'm an artist! www.alicele.com

Marie: wow alice! i didn't know that you draw so well! why have you been keeping this a secret??
that is some pretty damn impressive art though

me:  i know. i wish i COULD draw like that

Marie:  holy shit
she's selling one of her drawings for $20K

me: WOAH
dude i could be so rich by now! dang it!

Marie:  seriously
GET ON IT
start drawing dammit
your ms paint drawings should get you quite the pretty penny

me:  hahahahaha