February 16, 2006

hnt: the feet. oh, the feet.

as a tribute to my total obsession with this fairly minor surgery i'm getting tomorrow, i hereby present you with today's hnt.... My Feet: Before.



of course, i can't ACTUALLY show you my feet, because they're kinda scary looking (above and beyond the alarming shape, i mean) so i used one of those fancy effects in photoshop. i'm so thoughtful!

and in case anyone was wondering, i TOTALLY didn't just take off my shoes and socks at work and take a picture of my feet under my desk. nosireebob, not me. that would be tasteless!


so theoretically, by tomorrow, Left Foot up there will be pointing straight ahead instead of meandering off to the left and burrowing under my other toes. Right Foot is biding its time for now... but i'm onto you, Right Foot. let Left Foot be an example to you. i will break you too, Right Foot. you'd better get in line, buddy. er, literally.

23 comments:

  1. good luck with the surgery, girl!!! I can't wait to see the "after"--- the before kind of scares me. haha!!

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  2. best wishes for good results and a speedy recovery. happy HNT!

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  3. Good luck on the opersation! Cheers and Happy HNT!

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  4. Good luck with your surgery! Will we see a post-surgery photo?

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  5. Man...pointy shoes must be a bitch for you.
    Good luck!

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  6. Good luck tomorrow. I am sure it will be a relief for you, because it doesn't sound as though you've enjoyed the whole experience...

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  7. Good luck tomorrow and Happy HNT :)

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  8. LOL!

    Just better watch out for the little toe, it has an inferiority complex....

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  9. I totally want the doctor to walk into the OR and go all Ivan Drago and say to Alice's foot : (thick russki accent) "I must break you."

    Also: Alice has had two dreams about me in two weeks. Ask her what the other one- the non-standup-comedy-one was. Just ask her.

    Also: http://www.iansalmon.com/classicrockshow.htm

    no shame in my game, baby!!!

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  10. Your smoke'n hot ...But dem feet are scary !!!

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  11. Good luck -- wear headphones up at max volume since you won't be knocked out...

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  12. Best of luck on your surgery tomorrow.... I'm sure it'll be a true comfort for you when it's all said and done :)


    H HNT

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  13. Good luck with the surgery. Happy HNT!

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  14. oh shit babe! good luck on the surgury!!!

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  15. I believe you'll be fine after surgery, and you'll recover quickly. Hopefully you won't have to use the bedpan for very long.

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  16. good luck and a speedy recovery to you.

    HHNT

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  17. good luck on the surgery! I bet you'll love it once it's all said and done.

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  18. good luck on the surgery. Maybe you will like your feet then. I don't like mine either lol.

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  19. Oh man, I've already got a sympathy limp for ya. Lemme know how much it hurts in case I ever need it done yeah?

    *winces*

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  20. good luck to you and your left foot.

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  21. good luck to you and your left foot.

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