remember back in, like, early 2010, when Bros Icing Bros was a thing?
unfortunately, among chris's friends, it is Still A Thing. which is why a few weekends ago, when we all went down to florida, alarmingly large portions of our time were spent doing this:
...and the rest of our time was spent being paranoid that we were about to be iced.
(obviously, we were usually correct in that assumption.)
there was a lot of icing, is my point. i was lucky enough to escape being iced by the much-reviled green apple variety, at least. AND i only got iced once - i don't have a picture of the one guy who was iced THREE TIMES while we were there, which is too bad.
i don't know how many of you have been iced before (i'm guessing/hoping very few) but let me assure you, it is AWFUL. that stuff is sickeningly sweet, and more carbonated than you'd think possible. it burns. and then you burp a lot. it's attractive.
i can't even figure out how to end this post. i'm amused & ashamed in equal measures. i would say "friends don't let friends get iced," except that in this case it was EXCLUSIVELY friends letting other friends get iced. i guess: try not to get iced, folks.