October 05, 2009

really? because the stink bug in bed wasn't enough..?

jesus christ. i was finishing off the last 1/2 a glass of wine from an open bottle with dinner tonight when i went to take the final swig. i felt a bit of cork hit my tongue, so i pushed it back to my lips before my mouth left the glass, so that the cork bit would remain in the glass. then before putting the glass down, i idly looked at the bit of cork, which was... moving.

REALLY, BUGS? CREEPY ASS STINK BUGS UNDER MY PILLOW WASN'T ENOUGH? i had to find this gross little fucker IN MY MOUTH?


gaaaaah.

20 comments:

  1. urrrgcccly. that's me, throwing up in my mouth. i'm so sorry the buggal universe is conspiring against you.

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  2. I read rt when I finished dinner. Thank u

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  3. Eeeeuw. Well it could have been worse. You could have found a tick on your shoulder. (Happened to me).

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  4. Too bad all your travel took place last month. Because if I were you, I'd be taking an emergency vacation now!

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  5. And now I think it's time to fumigate and spray your apartment.

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  6. Dude, thats messed up! At least it didn't get stuck in your ear.

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  7. Uuuuuuuugh. I don't know how you are handling this.

    *wants to vomit*

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  8. That's totally unacceptable. You need to have a sit-down with the leader of these bugs and work something out.

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  9. I guess the good news is... you didn't swallow it.

    Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oy. I am so sorry.

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  11. So, did you make someone smell your tongue?

    And, yeah. I would move if I were you.

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  12. oh my god you need to find a new way to get your daily protein. ugh ugh ugh

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  13. Eww eww eww. I hope they go away soon! :(

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  14. DYING OF DEATH. OMG. OMG. DYING DEAD. SUPER DEAD. VOMITING. DYING AGAIN.

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  15. I can't wait to hear about the third bug experience...you know how bug things always happen in threes.

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  16. I...I CAN'T resist, I MUST tell you my bug-in-the-mouth story, but I will be brief: there was an earwig in the straw of my water bottle.

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