October 05, 2009

really? because the stink bug in bed wasn't enough..?

jesus christ. i was finishing off the last 1/2 a glass of wine from an open bottle with dinner tonight when i went to take the final swig. i felt a bit of cork hit my tongue, so i pushed it back to my lips before my mouth left the glass, so that the cork bit would remain in the glass. then before putting the glass down, i idly looked at the bit of cork, which was... moving.

REALLY, BUGS? CREEPY ASS STINK BUGS UNDER MY PILLOW WASN'T ENOUGH? i had to find this gross little fucker IN MY MOUTH?


gaaaaah.
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20 comments:

  1. mylittlebecky5/10/09 9:26 PM

    urrrgcccly. that's me, throwing up in my mouth. i'm so sorry the buggal universe is conspiring against you.

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  2. bernthis5/10/09 9:27 PM

    I read rt when I finished dinner. Thank u

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  3. Hillary5/10/09 10:13 PM

    what the fuck is that?

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  4. Sid6/10/09 2:30 AM

    Eeeeuw. Well it could have been worse. You could have found a tick on your shoulder. (Happened to me).

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  5. d e v a n6/10/09 7:54 AM

    GAG!

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  6. Nilsa @ SoMi Speaks6/10/09 8:18 AM

    Too bad all your travel took place last month. Because if I were you, I'd be taking an emergency vacation now!

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  7. Marie6/10/09 8:24 AM

    And now I think it's time to fumigate and spray your apartment.

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  8. Anonymous6/10/09 9:48 AM

    That is freaking horrifying.

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  9. Dmbosstone6/10/09 10:50 AM

    I'm so grossed out.

    Ugh.

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  10. Anonymous6/10/09 11:09 AM

    Dude, thats messed up! At least it didn't get stuck in your ear.

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  11. Wanderlusting6/10/09 1:24 PM

    Uuuuuuuugh. I don't know how you are handling this.

    *wants to vomit*

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  12. brad6/10/09 1:31 PM

    That's totally unacceptable. You need to have a sit-down with the leader of these bugs and work something out.

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  13. Anonymous6/10/09 2:41 PM

    I guess the good news is... you didn't swallow it.

    Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  14. artemisia6/10/09 2:52 PM

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oy. I am so sorry.

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  15. Karly6/10/09 2:54 PM

    So, did you make someone smell your tongue?

    And, yeah. I would move if I were you.

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  16. Anonymous6/10/09 4:52 PM

    oh my god you need to find a new way to get your daily protein. ugh ugh ugh

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  17. kilax6/10/09 5:02 PM

    Eww eww eww. I hope they go away soon! :(

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  18. rachaelgking6/10/09 5:17 PM

    DYING OF DEATH. OMG. OMG. DYING DEAD. SUPER DEAD. VOMITING. DYING AGAIN.

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  19. Hotch Potchery6/10/09 10:08 PM

    I can't wait to hear about the third bug experience...you know how bug things always happen in threes.

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  20. Swistle7/10/09 6:08 PM

    I...I CAN'T resist, I MUST tell you my bug-in-the-mouth story, but I will be brief: there was an earwig in the straw of my water bottle.

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