jesus christ. i was finishing off the last 1/2 a glass of wine from an open bottle with dinner tonight when i went to take the final swig. i felt a bit of cork hit my tongue, so i pushed it back to my lips before my mouth left the glass, so that the cork bit would remain in the glass. then before putting the glass down, i idly looked at the bit of cork, which was... moving.
REALLY, BUGS? CREEPY ASS STINK BUGS UNDER MY PILLOW WASN'T ENOUGH? i had to find this gross little fucker IN MY MOUTH?
gaaaaah.
urrrgcccly. that's me, throwing up in my mouth. i'm so sorry the buggal universe is conspiring against you.
ReplyDeleteI read rt when I finished dinner. Thank u
ReplyDeletewhat the fuck is that?
ReplyDeleteEeeeuw. Well it could have been worse. You could have found a tick on your shoulder. (Happened to me).
ReplyDeleteGAG!
ReplyDeleteToo bad all your travel took place last month. Because if I were you, I'd be taking an emergency vacation now!
ReplyDeleteAnd now I think it's time to fumigate and spray your apartment.
ReplyDeleteThat is freaking horrifying.
ReplyDeleteI'm so grossed out.
ReplyDeleteUgh.
Dude, thats messed up! At least it didn't get stuck in your ear.
ReplyDeleteUuuuuuuugh. I don't know how you are handling this.
ReplyDelete*wants to vomit*
That's totally unacceptable. You need to have a sit-down with the leader of these bugs and work something out.
ReplyDeleteI guess the good news is... you didn't swallow it.
ReplyDeleteGross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOy. I am so sorry.
So, did you make someone smell your tongue?
ReplyDeleteAnd, yeah. I would move if I were you.
oh my god you need to find a new way to get your daily protein. ugh ugh ugh
ReplyDeleteEww eww eww. I hope they go away soon! :(
ReplyDeleteDYING OF DEATH. OMG. OMG. DYING DEAD. SUPER DEAD. VOMITING. DYING AGAIN.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to hear about the third bug experience...you know how bug things always happen in threes.
ReplyDeleteI...I CAN'T resist, I MUST tell you my bug-in-the-mouth story, but I will be brief: there was an earwig in the straw of my water bottle.
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