March 16, 2009

how i spent my weekend

things i've done this weekend for my scavenger hunt:
  • stood next to one of those wavy arm tube guys in the middle of tysons corner this morning, during rush hour, waving my arms around like a lunatic while someone who worked at a car dealership took my picture
  • stood inside a busy mall with a handwritten sign proclaiming "WILL WORK 4 SPAM"
  • pants off dance off-ed, on video, doing the worst dances i could think of. down to men's boxers.
  • tried (and failed) to eat 6 saltines in one minute
  • tried (and failed) to pay for a box of condoms with pennies. i brought a box of condoms and a huge bag of change to the counter of a convenience store, whereupon the guy kicked us out. that's all on video though, so we hope it will count.
  • ran up a down escalator at the mall
  • put my forhead on a bat and ran around it 10 times, then jumped rope for 10 seconds
  • made a seriously awesome shadow puppet porno
this scavenger hunt is seriously the best.

20 comments:

artemisia said...

How fun! Man, I love your scavenger hunt posts! AM. JEALOUS.

SoMi's Nilsa said...

I want the video of you putting your head on a bat and then trying to jump rope. Hilarious!

Marie said...

Pictures pleeeeease! This list just made my Monday. It was getting pretty sour till now.

Shelly said...

That sounds awesome! What a great weekend!

kcinnova said...

I have pictures of my guys trying to eat 6 saltines in one minute. They couldn't do it, either.

But I'm wishing now that I'd driven up to Tysons, just to see you waving your arms like an idjot! lol

Hillary said...

you're going to post the photos & videos, right? please?

Kristen said...

This is all too, too funny for me! I love the wavy arm tube guy thing. That's fabulous!

LiLu said...

It is ALWAYS time for a pants off dance off!!! Stanky Legg style!

Shannon said...

Ohhh, I love it! Alice imitating a long armed "blow up".... you know, that's a resume booster in some careers. Pictures, please.

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

now that sounds like a great scavenger hunt tasks, i'm planning one for my friends this summer, i'm so excited.

Hotch Potchery said...

I spent the afternoon working on my dreadful paper at Panera, and saw you updated your blog and I HAD to know about the scavenger hunt and guess what? YOUR SITE is blocked by Panera, you naughty naughty girl.

Alas, I got to read at home. Awesome stuff man, awesome.

kilax said...

Will work for Spam? Ha ha ha! I wonder what kind of funny comments that brought on!

Stefanie said...

I have heard about that Saltine challenge, but haven't actually tried it. It doesn't sound that hard! I'm sure it is a challenge for a reason, though. And now I'm curious...

Raven said...

Oh how I love you.

bernthis said...

I beg of you to let me see this video

Whimsy said...

All KINDS of awesome. And sounds much better than my weekend, by far.

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SLynnRo said...

Jealous! Sounds so fun!

insomniaclolita said...

HAHAHA sounds soooo fun!

Kass said...

Wacky Inflatable Arm Waving Tube Man! Wacky Inflatable Arm Waving Tube Man!!

Sorry, I had to :)