March 16, 2009

how i spent my weekend

things i've done this weekend for my scavenger hunt:
  • stood next to one of those wavy arm tube guys in the middle of tysons corner this morning, during rush hour, waving my arms around like a lunatic while someone who worked at a car dealership took my picture
  • stood inside a busy mall with a handwritten sign proclaiming "WILL WORK 4 SPAM"
  • pants off dance off-ed, on video, doing the worst dances i could think of. down to men's boxers.
  • tried (and failed) to eat 6 saltines in one minute
  • tried (and failed) to pay for a box of condoms with pennies. i brought a box of condoms and a huge bag of change to the counter of a convenience store, whereupon the guy kicked us out. that's all on video though, so we hope it will count.
  • ran up a down escalator at the mall
  • put my forhead on a bat and ran around it 10 times, then jumped rope for 10 seconds
  • made a seriously awesome shadow puppet porno
this scavenger hunt is seriously the best.

20 comments:

  1. How fun! Man, I love your scavenger hunt posts! AM. JEALOUS.

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  2. I want the video of you putting your head on a bat and then trying to jump rope. Hilarious!

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  3. Pictures pleeeeease! This list just made my Monday. It was getting pretty sour till now.

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  4. That sounds awesome! What a great weekend!

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  5. I have pictures of my guys trying to eat 6 saltines in one minute. They couldn't do it, either.

    But I'm wishing now that I'd driven up to Tysons, just to see you waving your arms like an idjot! lol

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  6. you're going to post the photos & videos, right? please?

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  7. This is all too, too funny for me! I love the wavy arm tube guy thing. That's fabulous!

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  8. It is ALWAYS time for a pants off dance off!!! Stanky Legg style!

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  9. Ohhh, I love it! Alice imitating a long armed "blow up".... you know, that's a resume booster in some careers. Pictures, please.

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  10. now that sounds like a great scavenger hunt tasks, i'm planning one for my friends this summer, i'm so excited.

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  11. I spent the afternoon working on my dreadful paper at Panera, and saw you updated your blog and I HAD to know about the scavenger hunt and guess what? YOUR SITE is blocked by Panera, you naughty naughty girl.

    Alas, I got to read at home. Awesome stuff man, awesome.

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  12. Will work for Spam? Ha ha ha! I wonder what kind of funny comments that brought on!

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  13. I have heard about that Saltine challenge, but haven't actually tried it. It doesn't sound that hard! I'm sure it is a challenge for a reason, though. And now I'm curious...

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  14. I beg of you to let me see this video

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  15. All KINDS of awesome. And sounds much better than my weekend, by far.

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  17. Jealous! Sounds so fun!

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  18. Wacky Inflatable Arm Waving Tube Man! Wacky Inflatable Arm Waving Tube Man!!

    Sorry, I had to :)

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