at least the limbo period is over, i guess? it's official: karl left me.
he feels horrible, he assures me. and that all the declarations of love, all the times he said this was the happiest he'd ever been in his life, all the times he said he wanted this, and me, for the rest of his life? those were all true. honest. it just turns out he also accidentally forgot to factor in how he's never gotten over his ex girlfriend. from college.
you know when would have been a great time to figure this out? or tell me? or fucking admit that to yourself? SOMETIME PRIOR TO A WEEK AFTER MOVING IN TOGETHER, ASSHOLE.
like a fucking moron, i believed him when he said he was just "confused" and still loved me. i gave him time to work it out. which is why i've been just sitting around in hell for the past week and a half. but hey, i guess it worked. he did "work it out." and he does still love me! seriously! just.. you know.. also this other girl too. so he needs to break it off with me.
i've been hurt before, and i've had relationships end badly. but no one had ever totally broken my heart before now. so congratulations, karl. and fuck you.
Oh, Alice. I'm so sorry. And fuck him. For real.
ReplyDeleteI'm really sorry, and sending hugs your way. I'm also sending a kick in the ass to Karl for his shitty timing and for being a jerk.
ReplyDeleteSeriously?! Asshole. I hope you have a lot of girlfriends near by with whom you can list all the bad qualities about this douche bag. Men suck, really, they do.
ReplyDeleteOh, Alice, I was SO HOPING that this wasn't what was turning your world upside down.
ReplyDeleteI'm so sorry, sweetheart. Men are stoopid. Stoopid asshole jerkfaces. If we lived closer, I would so take you out so we could go get drunk and bitch about him all night long.
Big hugs!
Awww, honey. That really sucks. Don't forget to kick him in the ass on the way out the door.
ReplyDeleteWow. What can I say? I know "I'm sorry" isn't really comforting, but I am. You'd think he would have figured this out prior to the move it. But I guess some how, it can always be worse. I'm sending good vibes and hugs your way!
ReplyDeleteAlice, I'm so sorry. Fuck Him, for realz.
ReplyDeleteI recommend watching The Wedding Singer in your current state.
"Also something that COULD HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION YESTERDAY!"
I am so so sorry. Unbelievable. Yeah, before moving in with you would be a great time to point that out.
ReplyDeleteWell, whatever you're going through to rectify the mess he has made, I wish you luck with it. Besides the heartbreak, you've got this pain in the neck moving thing to deal with. Ugh.
THIS SUCKS. He was a great guy, except for this MINOR DETAIL.
ReplyDeleteDo you want me to kick his ass?
ReplyDelete~Jef
Oh, shit.
ReplyDeleteI'm really, really sorry.
WHAT an ASSHOLE!!!!! OH MY GOD! I'm with Tessie - The Wedding Singer does sum this up quite well. Love Sucks, indeed.
ReplyDeleteuuuuh, alice. THE WORST. i suck at saying the proper thing, but i'm really good at bashing exes. so good. seriously, let me know.
ReplyDeleteOh Alice!! I am so sorry to hear this... :( {{{Hugs}}}
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry doesn't even begin to cover it, Alice. Obviously, you deserved so much more.
ReplyDeleteI hate him. Seriously, what a fucking idiot. I hope that he goes back to his girlfriend FROM COLLEGE (what? GROW UP)and she looks at him like he's a crazy stalker and tells him where to go.
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope that your broken heart heals. I am sad for you and send you a long distance hug...
What a weak asshole. My heart goes out to you. I am so sorry. Write and yell and dance or do whatever helps. Hugs.
ReplyDeleteThat sucks. I had a feeling you were having relationship problems. But hey, it's not you with the problem. He's a moron.
ReplyDeletemiss leyba and i are both giving you tons and tons of hugs and kisses. and i give you permission to gobble up one of her cheeks or her chunky thighs. and she'll be smiling up at you the whole time too.
ReplyDeleteseriously though, i am so sorry. i hope you eat lots of comfort food, spend time with friends, and exercise the stress and sadness right out of you. (at least those are my coping mechanisms.) sending you much love. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
I was hoping this wasn't what was going on too. Particularly because of the timing aspect of it. I thought maybe you were going to say that you were fighting and not getting along now that you were living together. But former girlfriend? As you know... that sucks, but hey if ya gotta go ya gotta go... but JUST after you MOVED IN he figures this out???? WTF??????
ReplyDeleteI am SO sorry.
Gotta ask though... who's keeping the apartment? I say you, and get yourself a really cool roommate.
Also, nice template! :)
Oh man. I am so sorry Alice. It's just the worst.
ReplyDeleteaw geez, how awful. and i've been there, (like really exactly there,) and i feel for you. so sorry.
ReplyDeleteOkay, well. This really SUCKS. Now I know what's going on and I'M NOT AT ALL HAPPY ABOUT IT. NOT ONE LITTLE BIT, KARL, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side, I see Jess said "fuck." I don't believe I've ever seen her type that before. ;)
Who gets the house/apartment/whatever? I certainly hope YOU.