The lesson to be learned here, is obviously there are a lot of pervs out there who accidentally find your blog while searching for porn. And I'll bet they get so excited when they find both the first AND the last search terms lead them to you. "Really dirty Alice in Wonderland?" they think "SCORE!!" and then they have to hurry and close the search window because their mom is totally coming downstairs to bitch about how they've been cooped up down here too long, and would it be SO HORRIBLE to spend some time with ACTUAL PEOPLE?
Sorry. That was starting to go pretty far into a tangent there. So. Have FUN at the Giants game!
You know, not that any kind of cartoon porn is acceptable, but at least I can see why some guys might get off on Alice in Wonderland porn. But the people who find my blog looking for Popeye having sex with Olive Oyl are truly disgusting. Not only do they get off on cartoon sex, but they get off on the UGLIEST possible cartoon characters doing it.
I can't tell you how much I love this keyword analysis thing, though I never realized how many people apparently have fetishes with fictional characters and porn. It's really funny...in a frightening kind of way
The lesson to be learned here, is obviously there are a lot of pervs out there who accidentally find your blog while searching for porn. And I'll bet they get so excited when they find both the first AND the last search terms lead them to you. "Really dirty Alice in Wonderland?" they think "SCORE!!" and then they have to hurry and close the search window because their mom is totally coming downstairs to bitch about how they've been cooped up down here too long, and would it be SO HORRIBLE to spend some time with ACTUAL PEOPLE?
ReplyDeleteSorry. That was starting to go pretty far into a tangent there. So. Have FUN at the Giants game!
My favorite search that led to my blog was, "how to get laid at a funeral." Now, what kind of person is running THAT search?
ReplyDeleteYou know, not that any kind of cartoon porn is acceptable, but at least I can see why some guys might get off on Alice in Wonderland porn. But the people who find my blog looking for Popeye having sex with Olive Oyl are truly disgusting. Not only do they get off on cartoon sex, but they get off on the UGLIEST possible cartoon characters doing it.
ReplyDeleteWow... Actually my favorite for my site has been "free porn leaf" like they were looking for porn involving leaves.
ReplyDeleteOut of curiosity I did a google search on the same thing and I'm number 6 in that search! Is that great or what!
I'm confused. Does one of those say "limousine hammer site"? What is that?
ReplyDeleteI can't tell you how much I love this keyword analysis thing, though I never realized how many people apparently have fetishes with fictional characters and porn. It's really funny...in a frightening kind of way
ReplyDeleteI'm actually wondering about the perv with the One Shoe Crutches search. LMAO
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