March 16, 2006

i fucking love statcounter

one of my favorite things to do on statcounter is check out the google searches that lead to my blog. they're almost always the same... some variation of "alice in wonderland," alice in wonderland - porn pics," "dirty alice in wonderland pictures" and the occasional "landsharking" search. so imagine my surprise, delight, and confusion when i checked out today's recent keywords that brought visitors (very disappointed visitors, i'm guessing) to my blog recently:

-nice public cleavage [TWO searches on this one!]
-slippery nickel line dance
-pee stream
-alice wonder land, he's mine
-alice in wonderland pics
-hummer limos 24 seats england
-hnt
-makeup no eyelids
-diagram some sentences for me so i know how to do it

there's seriously nothing else i can add to this post that would beat the awesomeness of how random and weird these searches are. and how fabulous it is that they all led to me. aw yeah. slippery nickel line dance, baby.

14 comments:

  1. diagram some sentences? Did I miss that post?

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  2. How in the world could LANDSHARKING be missing from that list?

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  3. Ok, how do you get Statcounter to record the keywords coz it wont do it for me damnit.

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  4. I agree... watching the searches that lead to one's blog is a hoot!

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  5. LOL....that is so awesome!!!!

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  6. I'm kind of disappointed...there has been a significant drop-off in pervs looking for "Popeye having sex", according to my Stat Counter. Now it just seems like everyone wants to know where eye boogers are and where they come from or the lyrics to obscure songs that I may or may not have ever mentioned. Although I did have two recently that made me laugh...not porn searches, just very odd. "Goldfish rotten eye" and "gonorrhea of the eye". I love people.

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  7. It's true. Whenever I think "pee streams", "hummer limos", and "nice public clevage", I think "Alice's blog".

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  8. That's my favorite part of Statcounter. I don't care how many hits a week I'm getting. I care about how many people find me by typing in, "Did Dave Mirra ever change a diaper before?" or "Why doesn't Jesus like yogurt?" Yes, these are for real.

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  9. Statcounter gives you search strings? Hella cool!

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  10. I showed up on the search for "gay wrap pink blanket" once. Do i feel ashamed? No.Ha!

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  11. that is too damned funny... your site is great... Happy St. Pats Day..
    JD

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  12. makeup no eyelids?? eeeeeeeeeeek...

    I usually gets one for "mommy next door" or other less savory mommy derivations.. or deviations, shall I say...

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  13. I don't get any of these weird searches. Perhaps I should blog more, about more esoteric stuff?

    Or maybe I should just be happy that these googling psychos are not finding me!

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  14. slippery nickel line dancing? WAY COOL!.... uh, what is it?

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