Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”
matt and i now refer to any large quantity as "a brazillion"... :-)
Thank you Alice, I thought it had something to do with a large number of shaved nether region.
ReplyDeleteSee, it didn't even faze me, bcase I often make up words to describe large numbers -- majillion, being one of them. So brazillion made total sense to me. Although now that you explain it, it's much funnier.
ReplyDeleteI also obviously make up words like "bcase" -- which means "because" -- except for this new keyboard is STILL throwing me off.
ReplyDeleteI"ll have to admit, something else came to mind when you mentioned "brazilian". hahaah! eeeek.
ReplyDeleteI love that joke and plan on telling it to a brazillion of my friends!! ;)
ReplyDeleteLol should I snicker or just lmao lol. Very funny
ReplyDeleteLol! That's so funny!
ReplyDeleteApparently blog comments don't need to be insightful or anything, which is good cause all I wanted to add was: haha (read: lol)
ReplyDeleteSuddenly everything makes sense. Thanks Alice!
ReplyDeletePlease give us access to the thoughts in your head so that we can avoid these faux-pas in the future.