a very late recap of my very early birthday

even though my little bday celebration was 5 whole days ago, it's still actually another 2 whole days until my actual birthday. i like to spread out the birthday so i get to be the center of attention for as long as possible ;-)

all in all, the night was AMAZINGLY fabulous. i had a spectacular time. so many of my friends came out... i loved it. and i got wonderfully drunk, the kind where everyone is your absolute favorite person while they're in your line of sight, and you're convinced everyone in the entire bar is in love with you, and also that you're incredibly hot. which is probably why everyone in the vicinity is love with you. and you don't feel sick all night..... just the next day. when you have a mighty, mighty hangover. until 4:30pm the next day. yes, 4:30pm. that's how good the night was.

no lapdances occured, i'm sorry to report. in fact, the pictures are not really that scandalous at all. well, except for when for some reason we decided to take pictures of each girl's cleavage during dinner, but i'm going to hazard a guess that my friends don't want their boobs on the internet.

Recipe for a Good Night Out:

1. start out with a pitcher of margaritas per person.


2. this will make you very happy very quickly. seriously.


3. you will start finding really stupid things hilarious. for example, here? i'm pretending to talk on my razr! in front of a POSTER for one! HA HA HA! HILAAAARIOUS!!!


4. and here? this one is HILARIOUS because we're PRETENDING to smoke and - get this - NONE OF US SMOKE! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!


5. also funny: demonstrating how to apply nipple tape in the middle of bars.


6. IMPORTANT: make sure you don't stop drinking. jello shots are encouraged to this end. pretend to do naughty things with them.


7. girl on girl dancing - a staple for any drunken night out


8. if necessary, remove shoes if you can feel pain even through the alcohol haze. this usually means your feet are near death.


9. have awesome friends.



10. and an awesome boyfriend doesn't hurt :-)


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