A thoughtful Father's Day present

Some of you may recall that I had a somewhat.. uh.. startling.. experience getting a thai massage last year.

(Please to let me jog your memory:

Sorry. Consider yourself jogged.)

I got this email in my inbox this morning, from the same establishment where the above experience took place: 

..and after a horrifying mental image of my dad being put through those same poses, I thought perhaps What To Do for Father's Day would be to not get him a thai massage.