out of alignment; the tailbone, of course, for the months of suffering it caused (plus the varying attempted fixes); a starbucks cup for the accidental back-scalding; an umbrella for playing a starring role in both the ribs AND the scalding incidents; and finally bedbugs from that horrifying foray into the wrong way for a body to react to vermin.
so naturally, her gift to me was a survival kit.
can you see the small print? it says "For use in case of rare / mysterious / patently ridiculous injury."
(you should probably click on most of these for bigger / detailed views, by the way.)
so what would i need, in addition to sterile gloves, fake blood, several bandages of varying sizes, and "happy pills"?
helpful field guides to help diagnose and treat my maladies, naturally:
(seriously, click on this to see it big. worth it.)
obviously these were a HUGE hit (especially with me) and she is a VERY FUNNY LADY.
(BOOB MRSA. MRSA. ON MY BOOB. STILL INCREDULOUS.)