tuesday: OVER IT.

oh man, you guys. i am HAVING A DAY. HAVING! a DAY!

my stupid asshole cat (oliver, obviously) has a bit of a Peeing Issue, where he sometimes pees on my shit. on purpose. just to be as ass. like this morning, on the bathmat i purchased literally LAST NIGHT. 30 seconds before i was going to walk out the door to work.

so after dealing with that, i was late, so i guess i was not paying enough attention as i backed my car out of its parking spot? which i have parked in every day, often multiple times a day, for nearly two years. i park next to a rectangular concrete post on the right, and a white car on the left. and this morning, for no apparent reason, i dragged my right fender across the concrete pole while backing out. the white concrete pole. on my black car. AWWWESOME. i guess it's better than hitting the other car? BUT STILL.

you all know about my costume by now, and i was thinking this morning that i hoped the ice skates i won off of ebay came soon, since i'm getting a bit down to the wire here. and then i remembered that after you win an auction on ebay, you still have to go in and pay, like as a whole separate step. which i had not done. which means the ice skates are definitely not yet in the mail.

and once i finally got to work, i slunk dejectedly into the kitchen to make some hot chocolate / coffee to try to cheer myself up. i poured the packet of hot chocolate into the cup, threw away the packet, turned around, and batted the cup off the counter in the process. the cup sailed across the room, trailing a fine arc of chocolate powder in its wake, before landing upside down next to the trash and depositing the rest of the powder all over the floor.

i need a do-over for today, please.