note: please give me ANY OPINIONS WHATSOEVER that you may or may not have. every flipping time i go to a salon, and they ask what i want, i say YOU TELL ME PLEASE, I CANNOT BE TRUSTED WITH MY OWN SCALP but they always just sort of end up trimming what i have in case i'm actually one of those ladies who claims they want someone else to make the decision but in reality want the exact same haircut the already have. what i'm trying to say is that i have no idea what would actually look good on me, so if you think you do, PLEASE TELL ME.
ok! on to the fun! my hair:
*freakishly thin. you: "oh yeah, me too! i have such thin hair!" me: no you don't. imagine spiderwebs, but colored dark brown and then attached to your scalp. (uh, and then dyed red.) this means that whatever body my hair would like to have is drowned out by its own weight, especially when i let it get this long, and there is nothing i can do to keep it from lying totally flat on my head. the combination is a delightful "flat, but stringy" look that isn't really that hot:
-problem le second: my ginormous forehead coupled with my fear of bangs.
do you see how big that sucker is? advertising space big! holy heck. but.. uh.. bangs terrify me. see: flat stringy hair, which also inexplicably refuses to do anything i'd like it to. should i get over this and go for these sideswept bangs i hear so much about? how do they stay sideswept, and not just end up pushed off my face and/or behind my ear??
-finally, these pictures are pretty old.. i've got a solid 3 inches of dark brown roots sprouting from my head right about now. which makes some form of coloring a must.ok! have at it! make (un)informed decisions about what i should do! ready... go!