September 18, 2007

NSFW. also gross.

you've been warned! days of no posting, then all you get is this. it's educational, at least, as long as you're not squeamish. or proper. or have any sort of upbringing you can be proud of at all.

the keyword searches leading here are going to be AWESOME now.

Jacquelyn: have you ever heard of a "sloppy carl"?
Jacquelyn: i understand it's NSFW
me: also a “hot carl”
me: except i forget what both are

Jacquelyn: so i haven't looked it up yet on the urban dictionary
me: i believe hot carl has to do with poo. that is left on someone's face.
me: oh ew
me: i looked up sloppy carl
Jacquelyn: oh noes.
Jacquelyn: and was it?
me: it involves the runs.
Jacquelyn: okay....
me: into a tube sock
me: which you then use to slap someone in the face

Jacquelyn: HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jacquelyn: totally not funny.

me: frankly, i'll award a lot of points on creativity there
Jacquelyn: no KIDDING
me: that's just a sequence of actions that never would have occurred to me
Jacquelyn: yeah, that's a guy who thought that up, unquestionably
me: apparently a hot carl is the whole face-poo deal, BUT with saran wrap on the person's face first.
me: thoughtful!

Jacquelyn: sloppy carl is a LOT funnier.
Jacquelyn: jason asked if it's sexual.
me: the hot carl definitely is, but i get the impression that a sloppy carl is more.... retaliatory
Jacquelyn: who else can i tell about this?
me: your mom?
Jacquelyn: give her a week; she'll ask on her own

8 comments:

  1. Yet AWESOME. Wife, I feel like a comedy team should just follow us around so they can use our conversations for fodder. For clearly we are HILARIOUS.

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  2. That's one of the more charming things I've read all day.

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  3. Does this mean you and the wife know what a Dirty Sanchez is?

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  4. Yeah, because whenever Bossy thinks of Poo thoughts always turn to sex. Not.

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  5. How can I follow up comments by Bossy? If it makes you feel better, I recall a similar "eww" conversation when I learned about the Hot Carl and Dirty Sanchez years ago. I forgot about both. Thanks for reminding me about one ... now I'm off to Google Dirty Sanchez ... ahhh, if only my mother could see me now!

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  6. Leaf, probably...19/9/07 6:05 AM

    Wow. Educational. With a capital E. And a capital W too, just for fun.

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  7. A local radio station got their traffic girl to read these kinof fake ads during the report. She had to read one about the Republican Party and it said something like, "Go out and pick up a Hot Carl". Awesome ... I work with a guy named Sanchez and I'm always mentally wanting to call him "Dirty Sanchez".

    Dude, the things people do with poo ...

    ~Jef

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