awesome: going out for a fabulous, druntastic night in dc on saturday and meeting up with a slew of army guys for a bday party
not awesome: having one of the army guys "show his affection" by doing that thing where you can apparently kill somebody by poking them really hard in the trachea. and then putting me in a headlock and pretending to ram my head into a tree. i knew there was a reason i don't tend to date military.
awesome: now having friends with an apartment downtown where i can crash after a night out.
not awesome: having people spit tobacco all over my car which was left in the metro parking lot overnight. (yes, really. it's REALLY gross).
also not awesome: the carwash place being closed by the time i got out of work/gym last night. grossness continues.
not awesome: working 10 and 11 hour days recently.
awesome: not hating it. hooray new company!
not awesome: no blogging as a result :-(
not awesome: wearing a bikini in a few short weeks after months of inactivity. gym: EVERY DAY.
awesome: wearing a bikini in a few short weeks :-D
not awesome: being allergic to spider bites.
even not awesomer: being bitten by a spider. on my boob.
and now back to my crazy busy job. things should calm down by the end of this week, at which time my life can return to its regularly scheduled program..
Awesome: this post.
ReplyDeleteLove this idea. Don't love tobcco juice on your car or spider bites.
Spiders always go for my boobs too. What the hell?
ReplyDeleteI never understand the boob bites. It's so embarrassing when you have to scratch.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad you love your new job. That is the awesomest of the awesomes.
Also? What's with the strange military guys? Ick.
it wasnt me spitting tobacco on your car. I promise.
ReplyDeletePS CLICK MY NAME - BUT NOT AT WORK
Mmmm, those dreamy military boys could ram my head into a tree any day of the week...
ReplyDeleteThe Army needs a training course on fraternizing with civilians.
ReplyDeleteHope your boob has a speedy recovery. :)
awesome: you in a bikini
ReplyDeletealso awesome: you posting pics of you in a bikini.
I know it's painful but be sure to let the spider bite the other mammary gland so you stay "balanced".
I agree with Cheryl - your posts are awesome!! And always entertaining. Glad you are enjoying your new job, by the way!
ReplyDeleteawesome- Alice in a bikini!
ReplyDeletenot awesome- not getting to see Alice in a bikini!
Glad to hear work is going so well that you do not even mind the long hours, darling...that's one to hang on to.
ReplyDeleteI love the awesome/not awesome thing. I might steal it. But then again you can use snoopydance all you want.
-N
awesome: going down a waterslide
ReplyDeletenot awesome: turning the tankini into a bottom's only suit when you hit the bottom & flashing a bunch of 8 year olds.
good times.
You better be careful of that trachea-poking move when you're wearing the bikini.
ReplyDeleteYet I'm sure the trachea-poking move will come in handy should you ever come across the tobacco spitters.
ReplyDeletewell honey.. everything is in balance here I see.. I guess you really dont need me around to keep you going..
ReplyDeletejust joking!
cool about the apartment and job..
you have to know how to deal with miliarty men.. you have to be as tough and mean as them.. thats all I ever date is military guys.. grew up military so it works out..
spit.. car.. gross
How many times...'SPIDERS ARE NOT SEX TOYS'.
ReplyDeleteI always get spider bites on my legs... hate that.
ReplyDeleteI have a really hard time picturing you dating a military guy. Hmmm... speaking of visualizations. Beach wear? Where are you going? I've been gone...
You have the cutest posts... loved this one... awesome..
ReplyDeleteJD ;)
I take it things are still not awesome?
ReplyDeleteAwesome: Alice
ReplyDeleteNot Awesome: LACK OF UPDATES!!!
That is all.
oh how i missed reading your blog..
ReplyDeleteyou make me laugh!
Oh wow. This is really bad Alice. Really bad.
ReplyDeleteyour awesome things trump your not awesome things so I'm happy to hear you are doing well...but your lack up updates has forced me to post a comment for the first time! where are you??
ReplyDeleteDo you realize it has now been a month? A MONTH!
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