September 28, 2005

a tale of hummers (not the dirty kind)

YOU GUYS. i am STRESSED. and FRAZZLED. and my computer has turned against me and has refused to access the internet from anywhere other than my desk at work for months now. (how cruel is that, by the way? i can only use my computer IF I'M WORKING? that is MEAN.)

but you know how i mentioned i needed a new roommate? yeah. still do. i have to have one by 9/29 or i have to move out as well. AND IT'S 9/29. AND I DON'T HAVE ONE.

however. on saturday, it will be almost-my-birthday, in the sense that it will be my birthday exactly 8 days after that, but i will brush that little detail aside and party like it's my birthday anyway because that's when it's getting celebrated, dangit. saturday will be good. with lots of friends and happiness and no work and no thoughts of how i will be soon kicked out of my house or anything. nope! just me and my friends and a whole lotta drunkenness. :-)

and speaking of drunkenness, it was my friend darlene's birthday last weekend. oh my was there drunkenness. and stretch hummer limos. now, i have spent many years perfecting my mockery of stretch hummer limos. i mean, they're ridiculous. and pretentious, in an obnoxious nouveau-riche kind of way. and too big to turn corners in dc. and i can't even fathom how bad their gas mileage is.

but.

turns out when i get to ride in one? different story. holy cow. they're pretty phat, y'all. note: i have never used the word phat before. but i think you have to when describing hummer limos. it's just tastelessly appropriate.

so the inside of a strech hummer limo? looks like a strip club. i kept taking pics inside, but the flash worked too darn well, so i tried a couple with no flash. you get the ambience, but no details, due to my inability to hold my arm completely still for the 8 minutes it took for my shutter to absorb enough light.


it was actually both darlene's bday as well as her brother matt's. 2 siblings, same birthday..!


these are two more of darlene's siblings - sisters michelle and becca


this is what it REALLY looked like in there, ambiance-wise. except less blurry. well, depending on the amount of alcohol in your system, i suppose.


the blacklight bar!


becca says: pimp my ride, bitches.

also? a mirror. on the ceiling. awww yeah.


but! here is what i should have posted first, which is a picture of darlene, the birthday girl. she works with theboyfriend:

drinksh? i haven't had any drinksh. noshireebob.

speaking of which, here's a gratuitous shot of me and theboyfriend (no tongue):


..and darlene and her idontthinkitstechnicallyaboyfriendhavetheyhad"thetalk"yet?, bob:


so after all the partying in the limo (and there was plenty, i assure you), we ended up at a club in dc. this is roughly the time when the lapdancing started.



it's slightly alarming that someone had a roll of 100 $1 bills handy

so. clearly this family knows how to party. i can't wait until saturday, when it's my turn ;-)

22 comments:

  1. I think it would be awesome to get a hummer in a stretch hummer. From someone whose last name was hummer. Who had a tattoo of a humingbird. And was hammered, so I could get a hammered hummer in a hummer from hummer with a hummer. And I'm spent.

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  2. how FUN!!! can I go next time??

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  3. What a way to brighten a bloke's day!

    Big cars, dollar bills, and just a hint of girls stripping. Brill.

    Wombat

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  4. I've never even been in a limo or a hummer! Although I have dated guys who had something like $80,000 beamers (or was it a mercedes?) anyways...You guys definately party like rock stars! Hope you find a room mate like quick, as in TODAY!

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  5. Hnmmm, somehow all I read was "Hummer... strip club...$1 bills... lapdance..."

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  6. anon e mouse29/9/05 4:09 PM

    I want to F becca. F her right square in the A.

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  7. The longer the hummer, the better. Or so I've heard.

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  8. I don't believe this, I simply cannot believe this; pictures of a stretch hummer, pictures of hotties in the stretch hummer, pictures of hotties doing lap dances, pictures of the hotties boyfriends, pictures of everyone with drinks, BUT NO TONGUE PICTURES? How can you run a successful stretch hummer/lap dance/drinking establishment without TONGUE PICTURES??? Simply Unbelievable!

    Great pics, and it looks and reads like it was a really fun time. I hope you have a repeat this weekend.

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  9. Awww YEAAAAHHHH! We rode in a Hummer limo for the Wedding Extravaganza last year and it was definitely phat.

    Take lots of pics of this weekend -- have some adventures that I could perhaps turn into a drawing, ok?

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  10. That looks sooooo cool. I need a good get drunk and relax weekend. Will have to plan one in near future...now I'm thinking we must get stretch hummer and live it up!!!!!!!!!

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  11. So close me me, yet so far. Looks like you had a blast. Not so easy in DC. :-)

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  12. Is it just me or are all the women commentors married?

    And while I'm asking the tough questions, since when does anon e mouse not write out the whole swear? "F her in the A"? It just seems out of character.

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  13. Annnnd, happy birthday last night. How'd it go?

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  14. Yaay for the partying but thumbs down on the hummer...hate them. But the pics rule!!!

    -N

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  15. Looks like a great party. I'm shocked I wasn't invited...

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  21. Grat pictures and great hummer. You’re the luckiest person in this world if you have got a chance to taste the ultimate luxurious voyage in a limo. I see Hummer Limos are one of the most popular stretch limos. I'd like to have such a party like you had!

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