August 11, 2005

alcohoroscopes!

in light of yesterday's alcohol-soaked post, i saw this on marie's blog (don't you love how i act like i know her and stuff? hi marie! can we be internet friends?) and thought it might be appropriate :-)

Your Libra Drinking Style

"I'm jusht a social drinker," you slur, "it's jusht that I'm so damn social?"
You love nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone.
Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (you are little instigators when bored), you can really work a room.

Charming as you are, you are notoriously lacking in self-control.
And this can get you into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening.
You may end up flirting with you best friend's sweetie or even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!
Your Signature Cocktails
Aesthetic Libras like pretty, pouffy drinks like a pink lady or a brandy Alexander. That's the influence of Venus, your ruling planet, which also gives you a horror of crudely named potions like Sex on the Beach. You're fine with "normal" guzzles like apple martinis, but every Libra secretly just wants champagne... and lots of it.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Eminem, Simon Cowell, Avril Lavigne, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Usher, Gwen Stefani, Hillary Duff, and Will Smith.



i can't imagine what they're talking about. instigator? me? ("are you mathletes?") and, um, wobbly boots? hell no!! (falling down stairs at 8:30pm) though, i can definitely say i've never crossed any lines with friend's men. nosireebob. the only other discrepancy is the part about me not liking drinks with names like "sex on the beach." that's just crazy talk :-) the dirtier/punnier the name, the better! somebody go pour me a dirty girlscout, 'kay?

9 comments:

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  2. Does a "fuzzy navel" supercede a "harvey wall banger"?

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  3. Ha! You make me remember my 20's, which is a good thing, I think. Saw your comment at Crouching Mommy, Hidden Laundry & popped over. I laugh also because I had the almost identical answer to the goat/slinky question. Enjoy your twenties. They go by much too quickly!

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  4. Hi Alice! Yes, let's be internet friends. :-) Thank you for the shout-out, by the way.

    That is funny stuff...I love the slurring part of it. And you have some interesting drinking buddies keeping you company. ;)

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  5. OMG alice..
    should i be drinking brandy alexanders instead of makers & ginger????

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  6. I am a Leo, if it has Ethanol, I am good

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  7. since finding out I am a diabetic, my drinking is going to have to be curtailed....

    sigh....

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  8. I only speak German, though I suppose French would be interesting as well. Bis Spater.

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  9. Matheletes!!! don't knock the matheletes, they probably have hidden talents... ;-)

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