July 08, 2005

i really need to post but have too much work

...so today all you get is a weird list. i used to watch license plates obsessively as a kid during car trips, trying to see plates from all the different states. now i watch license plates obsessively because around these parts, people go nuts with the vanity plates. growing up in nj, there seemed to be hardly any, so it's very exciting (shut up, it is) to see the abundance - nay, cornucopia! - of vanity plates around here. plus it's fun to try to figure out the more cryptic ones. it's like built-in entertainment during my commute, which sure as heck needs some. (did you know dc has re-taken the spot as Worst Place To Drive In America? it has. check out this graph that Allstate released... scroll to the bottom. washington: #1 worst place; alexandria & arlington: #s 3 and 4)

anyway. here you have a list of some of the vanity plates i saw on my drive into downtown last night.

YULIE2
ELIZAS
U 2SIN
QVACK
GQDDESS
BIBI
LIL PUMA
SAVD 5
MOM 2RYN
PISCIS
VT DMB
4 JCLAY
FR3 2BME
PAKADRM
NOT 2WRRY
CINDIVA
R GR8GD

in addition:
number of people who noticed i was changing into frisbee attire while in traffic on 66: approximately 3

number of people who tried to pull up next to me to watch: 1

number of points scored by me at aforementioned/hinted at frisbee game: 1

number of points probably lost due to my negligence/general suckiness: at least 3

final score: 15-10! go us!

2 comments:

  1. (Anonymous dude #2) You could have had the courtesy to post pics from your in-car exhibitionism, but noooooooo.

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  2. Number of people who think frisbee is a real sport: 0.

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