October 01, 2010

trophy, please

just a quick announcement today: after being banned from the further use of all umbrellas after my last two experiences (ie, getting ribs stuck out of alignment and scalding myself to the point of blistering) i was forced into umbrella use yesterday due to monsoon-like conditions. and i didn't injure myself at all. I KNOW! pats on the backs, celebratory cookies, odes composed in my honor, etc., will all be graciously accepted by yours truly.

11 comments:

  1. That IS praise-worthy. Congrats!

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  2. Congratulations! But don't go getting too cocky over there. Word on the street is that some umbrellas are plotting to attack when you least expect it. Watch your back.

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  3. your umbrella luck
    came from my own tragedy:
    broken umbrella

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  4. I don't believe it. The curse is broken!!!

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  5. Awesome! Let's hope something else doesn't become cursed now.

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  6. Congrats!! I am scared of umbrellas, and always end up losing them anyways (maybe a subconscious thins?

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  7. please write more posts about how you are NOT injured or sick. kthnxbye.

    (ps: glad you are well!)

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  8. you dumbass

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  9. Yay!!! So in honor of you not maiming yourself I say we take the day off and celebrate, yes?!

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