just a quick announcement today: after being banned from the further use of all umbrellas after my last two experiences (ie, getting
ribs stuck out of alignment and
scalding myself to the point of blistering) i was forced into umbrella use yesterday due to monsoon-like conditions.
and i didn't injure myself at all. I KNOW! pats on the backs, celebratory cookies, odes composed in my honor, etc., will all be graciously accepted by yours truly.
That IS praise-worthy. Congrats!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! But don't go getting too cocky over there. Word on the street is that some umbrellas are plotting to attack when you least expect it. Watch your back.
ReplyDeleteyour umbrella luck
ReplyDeletecame from my own tragedy:
broken umbrella
I don't believe it. The curse is broken!!!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Let's hope something else doesn't become cursed now.
ReplyDeleteCongrats!! I am scared of umbrellas, and always end up losing them anyways (maybe a subconscious thins?
ReplyDeleteWay to go! Congrats!
ReplyDeleteplease write more posts about how you are NOT injured or sick. kthnxbye.
ReplyDelete(ps: glad you are well!)
you dumbass
ReplyDeleteYay!!! So in honor of you not maiming yourself I say we take the day off and celebrate, yes?!
ReplyDeleteHere, here!!
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