tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post9213610775916959163..comments2024-01-01T03:49:58.702-05:00Comments on Alice's Wonderland: rain is a good color for me, i guessAlicehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15287792370490363047noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-41521568390263362202008-04-22T19:09:00.000-04:002008-04-22T19:09:00.000-04:00Men just say whatever they want. I'm just dying to...Men just say whatever they want. I'm just dying to one day say to a man, "Wow, the way your pants highlight your bulge is very becoming." <BR/><BR/>I remember this one time, back when I was about 30 pounds lighter, I was running for the elevator at my old job and these 3 50-ish guys were inside and held it. I got in and said thanks and the one said, "Oh, of course I would hold it for YOU." Then he proceeded to stand about an inch from me, FACING me instead of facing the doors like his other 2 friends, staring at my chest. <BR/><BR/>When I got back to my desk, I told this dude that I worked with about it and how creepy the guy was. He asked, "Were you wearing a jacket?" and I said no. Then he just looked right at my chest and was like, "well, yeah" and shrugged. I had on a TURTLENECK. Granted, it was very form fitting, but still. It's not like I was sporting any major cleavage. Men are so weird. You'd think tits would get old after a while, but no.BeckEyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00119780316809151433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-43498220139787477432008-04-22T12:34:00.000-04:002008-04-22T12:34:00.000-04:00I commented something all witty and funny yesterda...I commented something all witty and funny yesterday but then blogger ate it or something. Gah.<BR/><BR/>So here's the replacement:<BR/>Boooo - Rain<BR/>Yay! - FedEx guy and older guy<BR/>Boooooo HiSSSSSS and also good riddance - Karl<BR/><BR/>Not witty, but quota time is nipping at my heels...Amberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07108572875801619373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-69806025807833692612008-04-22T10:11:00.000-04:002008-04-22T10:11:00.000-04:00Um, it seems slightly inappropriate to me to make ...Um, it seems slightly inappropriate to me to make that kind of comment about a random stranger's body, but I would also be totally flattered and never change my clothes again.<BR/><BR/>P.S. Amen to that asterisk.Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15942269316108576622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-12497534918939310152008-04-22T08:39:00.000-04:002008-04-22T08:39:00.000-04:00Huh. Kinda creepy, but I think that compliment wou...Huh. Kinda creepy, but I think that compliment would make me feel pretty cool too.Pennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02864909952004392637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-42321830351931508862008-04-22T01:28:00.000-04:002008-04-22T01:28:00.000-04:00I consider getting out-of-the-blue compliments nic...I consider getting out-of-the-blue compliments nice, but only in theory. In reality, they cause me to turn beet red and stutter incoherently. I'm guessing you don't lose your ability to form sentence or circulate your blood properly in those situations, so YAY for you and your "distinguished" outfit and "GREAT" body!<BR/><BR/>And I do hope mailing that package is the last bit of time and effort you'll ever have to waste on that ass ever again.Girl, Dislocatedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16246314456328743646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-17143592725752643332008-04-22T00:47:00.000-04:002008-04-22T00:47:00.000-04:00what are you wearing? a cat suit? steel-tipped sti...what are you wearing? a cat suit? steel-tipped stiletto boots?Sidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16378637266179966793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-57964380479905204642008-04-21T21:45:00.000-04:002008-04-21T21:45:00.000-04:00With any luck YOU'LL never have to speak to the du...With any luck YOU'LL never have to speak to the dumbass again. But, umm, can we? I mean, seriously? It'd be fun to poke a little fun at the guy. Sign him up for some good porn newsletters, followed up by wholesome Christian mission calls to action. I'm begging you. One last time - PLEASE?!?! :-)Nilsa S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11960351638623857751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-29198219158966036412008-04-21T19:07:00.000-04:002008-04-21T19:07:00.000-04:00do you think they make that in my size? ;)perhaps ...do you think they make that in my size? ;)<BR/><BR/>perhaps it was the bulging forearm muscles that made the outfit.moohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18071861788945352081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-25774466125363325052008-04-21T17:37:00.000-04:002008-04-21T17:37:00.000-04:00Yeah, where are the pics so we can say hubba hubba...Yeah, where are the pics so we can say hubba hubba?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-6541393559830483622008-04-21T16:32:00.000-04:002008-04-21T16:32:00.000-04:00What outfit are you wearing because I'm going to g...What outfit are you wearing because I'm going to go buy the exact same thing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-32786424399458354232008-04-21T16:00:00.000-04:002008-04-21T16:00:00.000-04:00what! no pix?!? tease... but a very "distinguished...what! no pix?!? tease... but a very "distinguished" tease...<BR/>=:-)minijonbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13310827608075981019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-18768865260039399612008-04-21T15:24:00.000-04:002008-04-21T15:24:00.000-04:00Actually, it kind of creeped me out that he said t...Actually, it kind of creeped me out that he said that. That's a bit much for a conversation with random Fed Ex guy on an elevator. But good for you, that you looked so good! :-)3carnationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15942247215569463561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-75828745370040342492008-04-21T15:14:00.000-04:002008-04-21T15:14:00.000-04:00No, what you do is find a dozen others similiar to...No, what you do is find a dozen others similiar to it. ;)Tinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16188363142469404823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-32226700148510665912008-04-21T15:00:00.000-04:002008-04-21T15:00:00.000-04:00i love unexpected compliments. i feel like i alway...i love unexpected compliments. i feel like i always get them when i least expect it. <BR/><BR/>then the days i walk out of my apartment thinking, damn i look good.<BR/><BR/>nothing, nada, zilch.<BR/><BR/>go figurealexa @clevelandsaplumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17455541282046721762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-13524334311296290132008-04-21T14:52:00.000-04:002008-04-21T14:52:00.000-04:00That's just awesome! Love great compliments! And y...That's just awesome! Love great compliments! And yes, the weather stinks outside. Ugh, sun, where are you?!Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323696998854147831noreply@blogger.com