tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post6353263025771502229..comments2024-01-01T03:49:58.702-05:00Comments on Alice's Wonderland: more bad internet dates! i do it for YOU, folks. for you.Alicehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15287792370490363047noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-88339862819700991072009-07-10T16:00:45.959-04:002009-07-10T16:00:45.959-04:00Freaking yikes.
I had a good OKCupid experience,...Freaking yikes. <br /><br />I had a good OKCupid experience, actually, which feels amazingly impossible after my poor JDate experience (see blog if you are unfamiliar with this disaster). Maybe try again with someone new? Make sure to write back & forth a little bit because I feel like it helps weed out the crazies a little...<br /><br />Also: Good luck to THAT guy ever finding ANYone.Suburban Sweethearthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03014426590429844380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-26067498158082525722009-07-10T15:01:54.684-04:002009-07-10T15:01:54.684-04:00What did he mean by you get what you want? It does...What did he mean by you get what you want? It doesn't seem like you got anything you wanted there...<br /><br />You're so nice. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have called back after the parking lot groping.3carnationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15942247215569463561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-89325190089837029442009-07-10T12:24:28.291-04:002009-07-10T12:24:28.291-04:00Oh, I just love this. LOVE. THIS. What a crackpo...Oh, I just love this. LOVE. THIS. What a crackpot.Swistlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13126937282657655091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-22075187979104503632009-07-10T03:31:30.857-04:002009-07-10T03:31:30.857-04:00oh God. What a nightmare. Let it go to V.O> FOR...oh God. What a nightmare. Let it go to V.O> FOREVERbernthishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05905337047538489562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-77985254648403821072009-07-10T00:05:07.640-04:002009-07-10T00:05:07.640-04:00That? Is. just. too. much.
Maybe at dinner tomo...That? Is. just. too. much. <br /><br />Maybe at dinner tomorrow we should talk about how to meet decent guys?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-39498033871429933742009-07-09T22:10:47.774-04:002009-07-09T22:10:47.774-04:00oh my gosh alice!!!
i'm sorry to laugh but th...oh my gosh alice!!!<br /><br />i'm sorry to laugh but that was hilarious.<br /><br />at least you got to make out for a bit, ha.alexa @clevelandsaplumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17455541282046721762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-8933620275952040962009-07-09T18:09:45.750-04:002009-07-09T18:09:45.750-04:00I am CRYING over here. Hooboy, I love me some goo...I am CRYING over here. Hooboy, I love me some good tales of dating crazy! <br /><br />Um, sorry you had to go through that, but if something similar happens again, promise you'll tell us about it? Pretty please?pseudostoopshttp://pseudostoops.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-79450387027626199932009-07-09T17:43:01.971-04:002009-07-09T17:43:01.971-04:00Such a mystery he isn't already taken, huh?
W...Such a mystery he isn't already taken, huh?<br /><br />Why is there no happy medium???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-18974807095579250962009-07-09T17:20:50.349-04:002009-07-09T17:20:50.349-04:00I don't understand WHY Sam is single????I don't understand WHY Sam is single????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-18340370120668566292009-07-09T16:11:28.408-04:002009-07-09T16:11:28.408-04:00That was an AWE.SOME. story. Thank you, thank you...That was an AWE.SOME. story. Thank you, thank you.<br /><br />Please more?Hotch Potcheryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13205620637311970766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-7470062674360879512009-07-09T15:49:33.422-04:002009-07-09T15:49:33.422-04:00Ah ha! So it's really hard to say all this wit...Ah ha! So it's really hard to say all this without sounding creepy, but I saw your OKC profile recently, and when you commented on Rachel's blog today, I couldn't help but notice the thumbnail and think "Hey, she looks familiar!" It turns out I was correct :)<br /><br />So, I've been on OKC for many years (longer than my profile (SecretlyNerdy) would indicate). I wouldn't say it's been an entirely bad experience; in fact, it's really quite fun and addictive, but I can't say I use it much for dating anymore. Sometimes, but rarely. I've met a good friend there, though. <br /><br />I went on a dating hiatus awhile back and upon my return, decided I should be much more selective, for many, many reasons. For reasons probably not best enumerated here, the hiatus was partly inspired by the crazy women of OKC.<br /><br />Many of whom expected me to put out on the first date. Including the one who I VERY explicitly told I was not interested in dating anyone at the moment, that I had too much stress and too much going on. She was... understanding after I succumbed *partially* to her feminine wiles, but after that time, I did back off and reiterate that I was not interested. It could be said my first night's behavior was misleading, but uh, when she would say things like "Don't worry, I'll just get you drunk sometime" and I had to say things like "No, you won't" I worried. Since we were trying to be friends (at least I was), at one point she met some of my friends and definitely played herself up as a girlfriend of sorts..<br /><br />But yeah, I have a feeling OKC people are a touch more frisky than, well, normal people.<br /><br />I'd try to tack down a good screening process. The way I figured it, if I was on OKC, there must be *other* cool people, too :)Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07483390216311858204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-2985861576370533542009-07-09T15:41:55.272-04:002009-07-09T15:41:55.272-04:00Wow, Hi Crazy! He sounds like the dude that wanted...Wow, Hi Crazy! He sounds like the dude that wanted me to meet his family after our lunch date. ONE LUNCH DATE. <br /><br />I'm sorry you had to experience that nutbag....but I did laugh so thank you for sharing!Ravenhttp://blog.justexpressive.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-48591979843227279262009-07-09T15:18:37.745-04:002009-07-09T15:18:37.745-04:00LOL! Poor guy. He is coming on too strong. He'...LOL! Poor guy. He is coming on too strong. He's overbearing!kilaxhttp://www.ilaxstudio.com/blog/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-7512158289712163492009-07-09T15:09:35.175-04:002009-07-09T15:09:35.175-04:00Um...does he have multiple personalities? Weird s...Um...does he have multiple personalities? Weird shit.Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10252114894311470243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-33775226679556479492009-07-09T14:54:05.725-04:002009-07-09T14:54:05.725-04:00haha.
you're fake and "get what you want...haha.<br /><br />you're fake and "get what you want," huh? which, i guess, is being groped by a virtual stranger in the parking lot.<br /><br />this is EXACTLY what i meant by 97% are douches, yesterday. exactly.f.Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07122430403303748317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-64665442760690864862009-07-09T14:35:08.970-04:002009-07-09T14:35:08.970-04:00Ummm, What??? Really? You're screwing with me ...Ummm, What??? Really? You're screwing with me right? Who acts like that? This is the reason I own several fire arms.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-28079217284606415542009-07-09T14:33:31.546-04:002009-07-09T14:33:31.546-04:00What is WRONG with people?! I had some similar exp...What is WRONG with people?! I had some similar experiences with stalker-ish guys on e-harmony. Like the guy who wanted me to go visit his family with him. In Wisconsin. I live in Seattle. AFTER ONE DATE. Holy hell.Steviehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12153149217472000710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-1329971913764884142009-07-09T14:24:47.944-04:002009-07-09T14:24:47.944-04:00can *gasp* not *wheeze* catch my breath...laughing...can *gasp* not *wheeze* catch my breath...laughing too hard...<br /><br />you do have a cute nose though. what an astute young man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-66573788490770589792009-07-09T14:09:58.857-04:002009-07-09T14:09:58.857-04:00This guys sounds CREEPY. Good lord. Fucking hot ...This guys sounds CREEPY. Good lord. Fucking hot guys. Honestly.Tesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18085712930407611861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-70986510399695695512009-07-09T13:55:33.215-04:002009-07-09T13:55:33.215-04:00Jeebus!Jeebus!d e v a nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02514260896810474173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-23723234821754726102009-07-09T13:31:20.493-04:002009-07-09T13:31:20.493-04:00Ok there Mr. Crazy.
Did you see He's Just No...Ok there Mr. Crazy. <br /><br />Did you see He's Just Not That Into You? If so, do you remember the girl who can't ever tell a guy isn't into her at all and she's super obsessive? Well this guy is exactly like that girl.<br /><br />Freak.Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323696998854147831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-12546742377576285942009-07-09T13:26:50.342-04:002009-07-09T13:26:50.342-04:00BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Um.
Sorry...haha.
I haven't...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA<br /><br />Um.<br /><br />Sorry...haha.<br /><br />I haven't met anyone off there yet...And the only person I'll prob meet will be the cutie I mentioned in my blog today but he & I have already been texting...so I know his vibe...Besides, after my last 'dating' disaster, I'm ready for anything.PQhttp://www.thepqnation.com/dcprincessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-14081450942884591952009-07-09T13:19:53.453-04:002009-07-09T13:19:53.453-04:00Oh God. What a freak. Unfortunately, the freaks ar...Oh God. What a freak. Unfortunately, the freaks aren't just limited to online dating sites. But I haven't been on a date since the Mesozoic Era, so a freak actually doesn't sound so bad right around now. <br /><br />Of course, I say that until I meet one. <br /><br />You've gotta love the bone-jumping out of nowhere. I once went on a blind date with this guy who seemed totally not into me. We met up very casually, I with some friends after work and he with 2 of his friends, at a local bar. I assumed that he was disappointed in his date because he proceeded to look around the bar at everyone BUT me. My one guy friend was ready to kick his ass, and it turned out one of HIS friends was my old boss from a job I'd had fresh out of college and so he and the other friend sat and talked to me all night while my date remained completely aloof. I wasn't really that interested either, because he had way too much gel in his hair and a fake tan (eeesh), but I still was polite. Then, his friends decided they wanted to leave, but he said he wanted to hang out and asked me if I could drive him home. Red flag #1, but I agreed. Then, we hung out and watched this band and had a few drinks (well, I had a few while he pounded vodka tonics) while having hardly ANY conversation, and when he did talk, it was mind-numbingly stupid shit. So then I drove him home and he asked me to come in and see his place because he had just moved in. Red flag #2, but I said I'd stop in for a minute. I gave him the benefit of the doubt, thinking that maybe he took a while to warm up to people or that it was too hard to talk at the bar with all the noise and our respective groups of friends around. (I don't frequently give men the benefit of the doubt anymore.) He was telling the truth - he had just moved in because there was no furniture in the living room. He asked me some bullshit question about how I would arrange the furniture and what color I think would look nice on the walls, and before I could answer, he shoved his tongue down my throat and started trying to stick his hand down my pants. I was like, "Yo dude, back the fuck up!" Then he told me the only furniture he had was his bed if I wanted to go in the bedroom. When I said no, he asked if I wanted to LIE DOWN ON THE FLOOR. I was like, good luck with the paint job...and life...and got the hell out of there.BeckEyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00119780316809151433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-6354386840544130922009-07-09T13:13:40.289-04:002009-07-09T13:13:40.289-04:00Yikes. I guess we all know why he's single, h...Yikes. I guess we all know why he's single, huh?BigSishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07361972786547203371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-78541764400311752602009-07-09T12:46:00.077-04:002009-07-09T12:46:00.077-04:00Well, your nose is kind of cute.Well, your nose is kind of cute.Malnurtured Snayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03506933474730575045noreply@blogger.com