tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post6195804877997756992..comments2024-01-01T03:49:58.702-05:00Comments on Alice's Wonderland: bathroom etiquette, part 128375127365Alicehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15287792370490363047noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-19242036184289222322009-11-29T22:34:19.242-05:002009-11-29T22:34:19.242-05:00Now, have you considered the other possibility? Th...Now, have you considered the other possibility? That this was not, in fact, spit....but was....<br /><br />A COOTER BOOGERAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-37490894563252598112009-11-25T04:41:26.262-05:002009-11-25T04:41:26.262-05:00The post you referred to is one of the very first ...The post you referred to is one of the very first blog posts of yours I ever read. Those were the days.Matthew Vhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09887386097322563819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-6766703895074633172009-11-18T22:21:13.760-05:002009-11-18T22:21:13.760-05:00I think I heard you can catch H1N1 from spit on a ...I think I heard you can catch H1N1 from spit on a toilet seat. That's why I squat and wear a mask while I pee.<br /><br />:)Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12021517453869315006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-70009983521673300862009-11-18T10:58:12.811-05:002009-11-18T10:58:12.811-05:00Eeeewwwwww! That's nasty.Eeeewwwwww! That's nasty.Cherylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09897414542540122640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-17217136226920530782009-11-18T06:56:34.528-05:002009-11-18T06:56:34.528-05:00Hmm, what kind of women visit this bar?
Ugh. That...Hmm, what kind of women visit this bar?<br /><br />Ugh. That just grosses me out!kilaxhttp://www.ilaxstudio.com/blog/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-71204768230367668052009-11-18T01:55:44.577-05:002009-11-18T01:55:44.577-05:00Oh fuck no. That's disgusting. Urgh. And the p...Oh fuck no. That's disgusting. Urgh. And the peeing on the seat thing. Really? How?Sidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16378637266179966793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-7490127026384987712009-11-17T21:11:04.991-05:002009-11-17T21:11:04.991-05:00AAAAND I'm grossed out.AAAAND I'm grossed out.Dmbosstonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05631276118039762167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-78440253012995862442009-11-17T18:11:42.078-05:002009-11-17T18:11:42.078-05:00I have come to the conclusion that the seat pee-er...I have come to the conclusion that the seat pee-ers are not the attention to detail types. Yes, they hover and maybe are trying to not waste paper by not using a toilet seat cover but what's so hard about giving it a wipe down before you flush your business? Just seems polite.<br /><br />Spitting is one of my pet peeves. And I certainly do not want to SEE IT. Gah.Sizzlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00182860438430294750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-85541003908190623772009-11-17T17:45:14.909-05:002009-11-17T17:45:14.909-05:00cry me a river Alice. I have been married for 13 ...cry me a river Alice. I have been married for 13 yrs and my wife still can't train me to not pee on the seat. I actually like having pee on my seat, cause it forces me to wipe my ass.<br /><br />Love reading your blog, but this one hit a raw nerve with me.<br /><br />Nigel BrintleyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-14898172353663331272009-11-17T17:22:15.735-05:002009-11-17T17:22:15.735-05:00Oh my gosh, girl, I am so on your side when it com...Oh my gosh, girl, I am <i>so on your side</i> when it comes to being anti-squat! If the toilet seat's not still warm, then that means the bacteria are dead! Let's just get over it!<br /><br />Good gracious, though -- spit?! That's a whole 'nother level of nasty.That Kind of Girlhttp://notthatkindofgirl.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-38975596453660923112009-11-17T16:47:04.233-05:002009-11-17T16:47:04.233-05:00Euw! & I feel the same about hovering. WTF?Euw! & I feel the same about hovering. WTF?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-3892167916724972872009-11-17T16:14:44.392-05:002009-11-17T16:14:44.392-05:00Hovering drives me crazy for all the reasons you m...Hovering drives me crazy for all the reasons you mention. Why does someone else's irrational fear of contamination have to lead to an ACTUAL contamination? And if it does, can't they CLEAN IT UP? Whose job do they imagine it is to wipe up their pee?Swistlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13126937282657655091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-12165133207626893402009-11-17T15:59:38.673-05:002009-11-17T15:59:38.673-05:00What is *wrong* with people?
I like Tiffany Taver...What is *wrong* with people?<br /><br />I like Tiffany Tavern and I like the french place next door because they have a great piano bar/sing along upstairs (which you'd never know from street level because all you hear is the bluegrass from Tiffany Tavern.)lacochranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122022168616822147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-84343396902457762482009-11-17T15:28:17.505-05:002009-11-17T15:28:17.505-05:00So nasty!
When I was in San Fran I passed a man w...So nasty!<br /><br />When I was in San Fran I passed a man walking out of the ladies restroom and he was shocked as shit to find that he was in the wrong place...I wonder where the hell he thought the urinals were?<br /><br />Public restrooms are sooo disgusting.Ravenhttp://blog.justexpressive.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-16242715694969610292009-11-17T14:51:25.734-05:002009-11-17T14:51:25.734-05:00Totally agree on hovering. Ridiculous notion. An...Totally agree on hovering. Ridiculous notion. And the spit? I...am at a loss. Why?Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10252114894311470243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-59787807806392593122009-11-17T14:36:57.193-05:002009-11-17T14:36:57.193-05:00Have you ever seen the old Ellen Degeneres stand u...Have you ever seen the old Ellen Degeneres stand up where she imitates what women must be doing in there? HILARIOUS.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-88740178933171328982009-11-17T14:27:10.504-05:002009-11-17T14:27:10.504-05:00That's disgusting. I would try to come up with...That's disgusting. I would try to come up with an explanation, but that would involve THINKING ABOUT IT. IN DETAIL. Which I would really rather not do.Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15942269316108576622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-58627545313581951432009-11-17T14:25:24.312-05:002009-11-17T14:25:24.312-05:00Squatting makes me so angry. WHY? It doesn't...Squatting makes me so angry. WHY? It doesn't make any SENSE. Toilet seats are the cleanest part of the entire BATHROOM, at least until people start HOVERING OVER THEM, and plus your bum skin has little or no contact with any orifice, EVER! GAH!<br /><br />Anyway. Creepy about the spit. Must have been a pre-barf. Heh.Tesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18085712930407611861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-67526481385897069892009-11-17T14:22:53.086-05:002009-11-17T14:22:53.086-05:00Your rant = my rant; therefore, I ♥ you. And this...Your rant = my rant; therefore, I ♥ you. And this bluegrass-y band in that place sounds like a fun night to me! (except for the long drive)<br />Can you guarantee me a clean toilet seat? (Because, hello?? Squatting is for the woods!!)Karen (formerly kcinnova)https://www.blogger.com/profile/16705613736966783261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-90766914380144283702009-11-17T13:59:26.981-05:002009-11-17T13:59:26.981-05:00Peeing on seats is one of my biggest pet peeves. F...Peeing on seats is one of my biggest pet peeves. FINE, don't sit on the seat, but CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10120774715331922926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-62991080233630102082009-11-17T13:59:01.866-05:002009-11-17T13:59:01.866-05:00Maybe a guy knew he'd be ridiculed for spittin...Maybe a guy knew he'd be ridiculed for spitting in the men's room, so he snuck into the ladies' room to do it. I cannot fathom any woman, lady or girl ever spitting on a toilet seat. Now, while running? That's another story. =)Nilsa @ SoMi Speakshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08474642034399063234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-47488197820002002962009-11-17T13:58:41.249-05:002009-11-17T13:58:41.249-05:00Spit is gross. I think pee is less gross.
Now I ...Spit is gross. I think pee is less gross.<br /><br />Now I am gross.Hotch Potcheryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13205620637311970766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-82087049942710149782009-11-17T13:53:48.507-05:002009-11-17T13:53:48.507-05:00I am just going to tell myself that a drunken MAN ...I am just going to tell myself that a drunken MAN wandered into the ladies room and hocked a loogie. Yes.<br /><br />P.S. We have a squatter at work, and she always gets stuff on the seat and the floor. GROSS.<br /><br />P.P.S. My word verification is "Splatem." HA.Pickles and Dimeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14552386798256895855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-23753725042492865652009-11-17T13:52:57.737-05:002009-11-17T13:52:57.737-05:00I really shouldn't have read this while eating...I really shouldn't have read this while eating.Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323696998854147831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-86429858580683992712009-11-17T13:46:04.773-05:002009-11-17T13:46:04.773-05:00You'd also think that even if someone was spit...You'd also think that even if someone was spitting into the toilet, it's a big enough target to NOT hit the seat. You'd think.<br /><br />Also, you might appreciate this:<br /><br />http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/personal/05/06/o.tinkler/index.htmlLiebchenhttp://liebchen11.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.com