tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post1682867592658065539..comments2024-01-01T03:49:58.702-05:00Comments on Alice's Wonderland: what to expect from a thai massageAlicehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15287792370490363047noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-84369775021575496442018-02-11T19:29:46.538-05:002018-02-11T19:29:46.538-05:00This piece was soooooo on point! I am in Thailand ...This piece was soooooo on point! I am in Thailand now vacationing in Bangkok and received a Thai massage yesterday and it was.......interesting. Let's just say the 15 minute boob massage was not appreciated and after the whole massage (yes this chick was crawling all over my back like she was trying to mount me), I felt that she needed a cigarette and should have paid me!MsBrandNuMehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05558347700487325087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-53535890581351039262015-11-30T07:04:57.321-05:002015-11-30T07:04:57.321-05:00I want to frame your drawings. They are outstandin...I want to frame your drawings. They are outstanding.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06466922631057396295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-34286757137539451632014-01-04T21:07:28.360-05:002014-01-04T21:07:28.360-05:00I don't understand. I'm Thai and I've ...I don't understand. I'm Thai and I've had tons of Thai massages both in Thailand and USA and I've never had to be naked. They don't massage your labia... As one of the commenter said. These sounds so shady and weird. Are they like $5 places or something? Love the drawings though. Very funny. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-69473575543748114832012-03-01T20:17:36.729-05:002012-03-01T20:17:36.729-05:00AHAHHAHA! That last photo will the black bar on th...AHAHHAHA! That last photo will the black bar on the chest made me laugh super hard.<br /><br />Also? I am SO ANNOYED that my workplace blocks your site because it considers it p0rnn. Then I have to wait until I remember to get on the computer at home (which never happens) so I can comment on your awesomeness a week later.Pickles and Dimeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14552386798256895855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-61682011957640377182012-02-24T11:21:06.457-05:002012-02-24T11:21:06.457-05:00At that point, why bother with the sheet, you know...At that point, why bother with the sheet, you know?<br /><br />I once had a massage, I think they call it a "lymphatic massage". I didn't know I was getting one but when the lady came in, she immediately took the sheet off me then proceeded to spend about 15 minutes massaging my stomach in a circular motion to "clear out my nodes". I was paralyzed. I hate people touching my stomach. <br /><br />She also did that to my armpits and anywhere else nodes could be clogged. Then she said, "You'll probably have to go the bathroom within 15 minutes of the massage finishing so I'd be near one if I were you." Um, ok!<br /><br />And she wasn't talking about going pee. Ahem.<br /><br />But despite all this, I felt rather awesome after.Sizzlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00182860438430294750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-52773823703003775242012-02-24T09:20:08.812-05:002012-02-24T09:20:08.812-05:00You're a pretty awesome MSpainter. And... I wa...You're a pretty awesome MSpainter. And... I want a Thai massage.Suburban Sweethearthttp://www.suburbansweetheart.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-69538489835750692332012-02-22T18:49:50.184-05:002012-02-22T18:49:50.184-05:00So timely! I just had a useless massage today in ...So timely! I just had a useless massage today in effort to win this fight against my angry neck. Now, I'm going to have my hubs do this to me and see if it works. Thanks for providing him with visual aids. :-)Mousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07363604587463028258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-20032599488818680342012-02-22T18:24:39.123-05:002012-02-22T18:24:39.123-05:00My goodness! Thank heavens you had underwear on!
...My goodness! Thank heavens you had underwear on!<br /><br />Did this leave you sore the next day? Or did it help?kilaxhttp://www.ilaxstudio.com/blog/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-37838754942728789592012-02-22T11:52:13.044-05:002012-02-22T11:52:13.044-05:00Oh MY! That last picture really says it all!Oh MY! That last picture really says it all!d e v a nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02514260896810474173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-27197138201354080892012-02-21T21:41:44.434-05:002012-02-21T21:41:44.434-05:00Note to self, never get a Thai massage.Note to self, never get a Thai massage.silverneurotichttp://www.silverthoughts2.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-80116259967099998392012-02-21T18:43:00.339-05:002012-02-21T18:43:00.339-05:00That woman made you her bitch! You just paid for a...That woman made you her bitch! You just paid for a dominatrix AND LIKED IT.<br /><br />Best pictures EVER!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-70041330592018189652012-02-21T18:10:57.718-05:002012-02-21T18:10:57.718-05:00I am dying with laughter over your mspaint picture...I am dying with laughter over your mspaint pictures, and then Nicole's comment about her labia massage made me lose it! I would have been SO uncomfortable.Tiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01470163614190777624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-88002792470816292402012-02-21T17:54:26.984-05:002012-02-21T17:54:26.984-05:00You have killer mspaint skillz.
I will NEVER get...You have killer mspaint skillz. <br /><br />I will NEVER get a Thai massage. So thank you for that!Karen (formerly kcinnova)https://www.blogger.com/profile/16705613736966783261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-54290224595225346312012-02-21T17:50:19.646-05:002012-02-21T17:50:19.646-05:00Oh god. I love Thai massage but the few times I...Oh god. I love Thai massage but the few times I've had it done I was fully dressed (yoga clothes) and laying on this lovely heated floor pad thing. There kinda was a dude crawling all over me, but he was nice and not weird about it.<br /><br />Your pictures are SO EXCELLENT.meanlivinghttp://meanliving.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-56555858356777279512012-02-21T17:21:39.171-05:002012-02-21T17:21:39.171-05:00I can see how alarmed you must have been with the ...I can see how alarmed you must have been with the approach. But, some of my best massages are those that involve work - my body working as the masseuse manipulates it. I've come out of those massages actually sweating ... but, my body reaps the benefits for days! The big question is whether you'd go to another Thai massage if the opportunity presented itself???Nilsa @ SoMi Speakshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08474642034399063234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-72049741648241342072012-02-21T16:40:39.300-05:002012-02-21T16:40:39.300-05:00So no Thai massage for me, NOTED!
Also, snorting ...So no Thai massage for me, NOTED!<br /><br />Also, snorting with laughter over here.Ravenhttp://blog.justexpressive.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-32762720912828956112012-02-21T16:26:03.306-05:002012-02-21T16:26:03.306-05:00OMG!!! That sounds, um, interesting! The picture m...OMG!!! That sounds, um, interesting! The picture made me laugh out loud!andreahttp://andreaunplugged.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-11718370752343843602012-02-21T16:14:48.753-05:002012-02-21T16:14:48.753-05:00OMG. LOL! I LOVE THESE!
My boyfriend and I got m...OMG. LOL! I LOVE THESE! <br /><br />My boyfriend and I got massages in Thailand. He got the Thai massage and I got the regular full-body massage. <br /><br />We were in the same room so I saw how they were twisting and stretching and torturing his poor body. There was even a long, thick piece of bamboo involved. <br /><br />My massage wasn't as harsh but I'm glad my coworker warned me about massages in Thailand beforehand otherwise I would have been really freaked out by what happened. <br /><br />They massage EVERYWHERE and you're completely naked. The masseuse (I'm so glad it was a woman) massaged my breasts and butt and even my labia! The only thing she didn't do was stick her finger in.Nicolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096503886379254488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-87999619265328375562012-02-21T16:01:44.180-05:002012-02-21T16:01:44.180-05:00There's a happy ending joke in there somewhere...There's a happy ending joke in there somewhere.<br /><br />Glad it worked for you. I've never wanted strangers manipulating my nekkid or near nekkid body. But, hey, I have issues.lacochran's evil twinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00830374402474261699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-38148753332878539252012-02-21T15:54:02.946-05:002012-02-21T15:54:02.946-05:00I...what?! And you were near-nekkid? I think I w...I...what?! And you were near-nekkid? I think I would have freaked out a little bit. These drawings are absolutely priceless though.missrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03595843215458849973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13000256.post-79303067160992845522012-02-21T15:49:58.048-05:002012-02-21T15:49:58.048-05:00MOST EXCELLENT DRAWINGS EVER IN THE HISTORY OF DRA...MOST EXCELLENT DRAWINGS EVER IN THE HISTORY OF DRAWINGS.<br /><br />Also, OMG OUCH.Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323696998854147831noreply@blogger.com